I wonder if the organisers could be persuaded to feature the Baebes as their background music over the PA system during the event? It would be so much better than the banal rubbish that some shows use. An e-mail to Plantagenet-Events might be in order. Cheers,

Ahhh methinks it might be a good time to wheel out our Baebes tribute band eh Mr Sprite? Hope you have been practicing your shimmies!

Well if the Baebes aren't gonna show there skinny little asses, then I guess we'll have to.

I think we'll start with Return of the Birds, followed by some crowd rousers like Omnes Gentes, Erthe Upon Erthe and All For Love of One, then i'll go solo with Sour Grove, you can frolick to Cantiga and we'll finish with Dringo Bell, and bagsy I do the Rabbitt Pout (TM).

I haven't wore my cloak in such a long time.....

This could turn out to be more than a little bit interesting. Ah Si Mon Moine anyone????

Well volunteered Pat - you can be our 'special guest' - the tribute bands Audrey!

Oooooo much too do.......make head garlands, wind ivy round the mic stands, tie ribbons onto tambourines, practice shimmies and giving a look that makes grown men whimper in delight Mr Sprite I think we will have it in the bag! And yes of course you can do the Rabbitt pout, no-one else will do it justice. Does that mean I can do the Pom wiggle?

I need to go and take a lie down with a wet flannel on my head.

We havent even started yet

When you have it will have to be a cold shower, and a week in a darkened room

Ah resurrecting our tribute band. I kept getting mistaken for Max by random Pythia fans last year, maybe I could do the Maxine hip flick I have some old stage dresses, we could model them...

Well, I would love to give it a go as I already have the pointed monks hood, a belt, a string of beads, a prayer book & bags of enthusiasm. The only drawback is that I could not hold a tune even in a bucket. My voice sounds like the late-Bernard Mannng singing selections from Tubular Bells. Backing vocals, however, for Dringo Bell - would not a problem if a steading droning bass was required!

Ooooh yes I shall ask her to give me lessons One of us will also need to memorise The Snake story but there again we could just make it up like Kat does

I can do The Snake, no problems, I like being lewd, in fact I think I have rather a talent for it. I came by a lute the other day and my flatmate plays guitar, so that's our Frank tribute person sorted. I'm sure I can find a drummer somewhere....In order to do it properly of course we'll need to perform with no underwear, some of us in see through dresses whilst drinking much cava.

fabulous!

Of course, you mean me.

I will only perform knickerless in a see through dress!!!

Ooooh Matron

Make that 2 weeks in a darkened room, and ice-pack to reduce the swelling